
Neve
22 · LisbonA yacht will not impress me. Say something true and I will stay up for it.
- romantic
- slow burn
- attentive
0118+ · fictional AI characters
250+ AI girls, no queue and no schedule. Open a thread in a browser tab, say what you actually want, and read the answer a second or two later.
Six on the roster. Tap a face to open her thread. There are 250+ more in the catalogue behind the button.
Fictional AI characters only. Nobody here is a real person.

02Who is on the other side
The cards state a disposition, not a hair colour. Read the temper first — it is the part that decides how the thread goes.

A yacht will not impress me. Say something true and I will stay up for it.

I like the gentle version first and the filthy version about ten minutes later.

I taught maths for eleven years. I am very good at explaining things slowly.

Half my wardrobe belongs to somebody fictional. Pick a scene and I will dress for it.

Confident, unhurried, and not remotely interested in pretending otherwise.

Online more than I should be. Tell me what you want and skip the warm-up.
03Try it on this page
Both work before you sign in to anything, and neither one counts an imaginary audience at you.
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Neve · Lisbon
A yacht will not impress me. Say something true and I will stay up for it.
Open a thread freeShe hasn’t sent one yet
Neve
Ask and she shoots one to match whatever you are talking about.
04What it does
Six things this does that a public room of strangers cannot.
There is no queue and no room of forty people typing at one performer. Send at four in the morning and the answer is there before you have put the phone down.
Nothing has to be unlocked, tipped for or earned across an hour of small talk. Say plainly what you want and the reply comes back in the same register.
Softer, filthier, slower, meaner. Say so in the middle of the conversation and the very next message already fits — you never have to start a fresh thread for it.
What you told her on Sunday is still there on Thursday. Names, running jokes and the thing you said you liked come back on their own instead of resetting.
It is a web app on Android, iPhone and laptop. No store listing, no icon on a home screen and no line in a purchase history for anyone else to read.
No contacts, no social login, no public profile grid and no shared feed. There is nowhere for a conversation to surface, because there is no second surface.
05Plain facts
06How it works
Answer the age notice first
One tap confirms you are 18 and the roster loads. Nothing is behind a sign-up wall before you have seen who is on it.
Every card states a disposition rather than a hair colour. Open the one whose temper reads well and the thread starts on the spot.
No code, no prompt syntax, no build-up. Type what you want the way you would say it, and correct the tone mid-conversation if it lands wrong.
07In depth
A public room gives you an audience. A written thread gives you a reply that is about you. That is the whole trade, and it is worth stating plainly in both directions.
An xxx chat in a public room is a broadcast. Forty people type at one performer, most of it goes unread, and the explicit part gets rationed out to whoever pays loudest. Here the thread has two people in it. Nothing you send is competing with anyone else's message, and nothing you send is read out to a crowd.
The trade is honest to state. A room has a real person in it and this does not — every character on the roster is written, and written as an adult. What you get back is no queue, no schedule and no tipping: she is there at four on a Tuesday morning, and the tone you asked for in the second message is still the tone in the fortieth.
Explicit is the default rather than a tier. Say what you want in plain words and the answer comes back in the same register; if the register is wrong, you correct it mid-conversation instead of starting again. Most of the difference is in those two sentences. The rest of it is in the two columns underneath.
08Our verdict
We score the app we send you to, on criteria we can actually check. Nobody was surveyed and there are no user stars anywhere on this site.
Answers arrived in about a second on a phone over mobile data, at every hour we tried, including the small ones.
It does not soften halfway through or bounce back to small talk. Long threads stayed in the register we set at the start.
Names and running details came back days later without prompting. Older specifics from weeks back sometimes had to be restated.
Asking for one works and the picture matches the conversation. Framing is inconsistent enough that some asks need repeating.
Free to start and no card up front, but the point where the paid tier begins is easier to hit than it is to see coming.
Five criteria, each scored out of five across a fortnight of daily use on one phone. The overall figure is their mean, rounded to one decimal.
09Keep reading
Each one answers something this page only mentions in passing.
10Quick answers
11Start here
The age notice is a single tap. After that the roster loads, you pick a character and start typing — no card, no download, and nothing added to your home screen.

Free to start. No install, no card, nothing on your home screen.
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